An alphabet of mold & bacteria.

A is for Aspergillus.

I am currently culturing this in my lungs.

It is a mold.
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P is for Pseudomonas Aeruginosa.

I have +4 strains of it in my lungs.

It's a nasty, disgusting bugger.
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The Alphabet

D is for Dominant. As in 'to dominate'.
T is for Topping. I love to do it muchly.
I did a lot of all of the above last night. Boy, did I ever!
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Apartment Feature

Hail! - I have a freezer FULL of meat!
I will dine like a Queen this week, I think.
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This Is How My Week Is Going...

Though instead of a healthy kidney, mine is full of bacteria. Tasty!
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A Tribute To Retifism

I have for as long as I can remember, had a huge thing for shoes. Shoes of all kinds in fact. Heels with spikes, platforms, wedges, knee-high boots, ankle boots, hell even snow shoes! The cuter, the better! The sexier, the better! The funkier, the better! So in light of this, here is a little limerick I composed specifically for all you shoe fetishists out there!

Enjoy.
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There once was a girl who had a kink for shoes
She would buy them for scenes in pairs of twos.
The red heeled spikes she thought were hot
The zebra print pumps she used to trot.
How lovely she looks, with heels surely not to lose.

Whether her foot be in a shoe of leather so ample,
You know this girl, she does love to trample!
Her foot and high arch that so many people desire,
She loves to stand around and have them admire.
The shoes she may let some hopeful subbie sample!

Her heels she loves to have someone lick,
Like a pony in heat, she'll give a stamp and kick.
She'll walk on your face, the pressure of spike tips
Her heel she will shove in your mouth past your lips.
She'll let you caress, and go down on like a dick!

This kinky girl, she absolutely loves Retifism,
It is the proper term used to describe shoe fetishism!
So please raise your hands and give a good clap,
To the girl with the shoes that won't shut her trap.
She's far too busy praising: 'my shoes, they gave me an orgasm!'
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I Wish I Were Back In Kansas!

*Sigh*
Orgasmic pair of heels, aren't they?
I molest them daily.
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Maybe I'm Just High...

But I'm thinking 1982. Duran Duran's 2nd album 'Rio'. For some reason I think of it, when I look at this picture of me. Is there a likeliness? Hmmm...
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