An alphabet of mold & bacteria.

A is for Aspergillus.

I am currently culturing this in my lungs.

It is a mold.
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P is for Pseudomonas Aeruginosa.

I have +4 strains of it in my lungs.

It's a nasty, disgusting bugger.
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The Alphabet

D is for Dominant. As in 'to dominate'.
T is for Topping. I love to do it muchly.
I did a lot of all of the above last night. Boy, did I ever!
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Apartment Feature

Hail! - I have a freezer FULL of meat!
I will dine like a Queen this week, I think.
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This Is How My Week Is Going...

Though instead of a healthy kidney, mine is full of bacteria. Tasty!
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A Tribute To Retifism

I have for as long as I can remember, had a huge thing for shoes. Shoes of all kinds in fact. Heels with spikes, platforms, wedges, knee-high boots, ankle boots, hell even snow shoes! The cuter, the better! The sexier, the better! The funkier, the better! So in light of this, here is a little limerick I composed specifically for all you shoe fetishists out there!

Enjoy.
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There once was a girl who had a kink for shoes
She would buy them for scenes in pairs of twos.
The red heeled spikes she thought were hot
The zebra print pumps she used to trot.
How lovely she looks, with heels surely not to lose.

Whether her foot be in a shoe of leather so ample,
You know this girl, she does love to trample!
Her foot and high arch that so many people desire,
She loves to stand around and have them admire.
The shoes she may let some hopeful subbie sample!

Her heels she loves to have someone lick,
Like a pony in heat, she'll give a stamp and kick.
She'll walk on your face, the pressure of spike tips
Her heel she will shove in your mouth past your lips.
She'll let you caress, and go down on like a dick!

This kinky girl, she absolutely loves Retifism,
It is the proper term used to describe shoe fetishism!
So please raise your hands and give a good clap,
To the girl with the shoes that won't shut her trap.
She's far too busy praising: 'my shoes, they gave me an orgasm!'
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I Wish I Were Back In Kansas!

*Sigh*
Orgasmic pair of heels, aren't they?
I molest them daily.
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Maybe I'm Just High...

But I'm thinking 1982. Duran Duran's 2nd album 'Rio'. For some reason I think of it, when I look at this picture of me. Is there a likeliness? Hmmm...
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This Is Me

I am a woman with a shaved head and two nipple piercings.
Punk rock makes me horny.
Hot wax poured on my body is simply foreplay.
I am eclectic. I am alternative. I am diverse.

Boys kissing boys is hot to me.
Kink excites me.
I am a daughter, a sister, a woman, a friend, a lover.
I won't accost you on the street simply because I look different.

A have a shoe fetish.
I love anything retro.
I get manicures once a month, and insist on having my toe nails painted brightly.
I am me.

I love to write.
I love black and white photography.
Reading erotica is an excellent time waster to me.
Vanilla Bean incense is my favorite.

Stir fry is my favorite thing to cook.
Gurber Daisies and lilacs are my favorite flowers.
I like to make my friends smile with a word or favour.
I use my cell far too often.

I like to question things.
I have a thirst for knowledge.
I love to voice my thoughts
I am insatiable.

I am an exhibitionist.
I love to be different.
If I could, I would wear heels daily.
I am silly.

I am a brat.
I am sarcastic.
I like to poke fun if I like you.
I think the smell of fresh coffee and bacon is near orgasmic.

I am me.
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Untitled

Silence, my lover.
Like a moth to flame
I crave it.
Safe in the cocoon of my mind
I drift...
Pulling the blanket over my head.
I sigh,
Breathing.
My breath in and out,
Following the rhythm of my pulse.
Peaceful, beautiful silence.
Silence,
So bold and black.
Bottomless, ever breathing.
Surrounding me.
Comforting me.
Stroking me.
Playing over my body like fingers of my lover.
Silence, my lover.
Always there in the recesses of my mind,
In the space surrounding me,
Ever breathing.
Silence, my lover.
Neither cold nor cruel,
Safe or warm,
Lover mine, silence.
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Ode to Coffee

O noble cup of velvet brew!
I thank each passing day for you.
Your poignant smell so nice and sweet,
I would sell my soul for a mug of thee.

Your dark roast I admit is quite devine,
Your Cappuccino and Espresso a personal fav of mine!
I like you in the morning, I like you in the afternoon,
Whenever I make you, I sing a little tune.

I always drink more cups then three,
I'm wired for sound, and buzz like a bee!
While having this energy, does make me too lean,
I know I could never give up my caffeine!

I love my coffee with sugar and cream,
Its such a great combo, what a winning team!
I like to pour you long and slow,
But when I'm in a hurry, I take you to go.

Its such a wonder the charge in the bean,
That I do like it better, then a taste of Morphine.
While I sometimes wish I could set up a drip,
Perhaps that much coffee might send me on a trip!

And so I raise my mug in a toast,
You dear Coffee, are the one with the most.
To the end of time I am your loyal slave,
Three cups a day I shall always crave!

White T-Shirt Project

Part 1:
Sometime in May (exact date TBA) you will be given the option to appear in this documentary. You will be asked to arrive (location TBA as well) in a plain white t-shirt with freshly washed hair, free of product and untouched by styling tools, and absolutely no make-up or accessories of any kind. Upon arrival, you will fill out a form and appear on film for a few seconds. This will become the "before" shot.

Part 2 (the fun part):
Take your white t-shirt and do something with it. Anything. Follow your first instinct! Put it back on and style yourself however will best showcase your personality. The "after" shot will be filmed in a location of your choosing, wherever and with whoever you feel most like yourself.

This promises to be an exciting film that will be submitted to many festivals.

White T-Shirt Project!