A Tribute To Retifism

I have for as long as I can remember, had a huge thing for shoes. Shoes of all kinds in fact. Heels with spikes, platforms, wedges, knee-high boots, ankle boots, hell even snow shoes! The cuter, the better! The sexier, the better! The funkier, the better! So in light of this, here is a little limerick I composed specifically for all you shoe fetishists out there!

Enjoy.
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There once was a girl who had a kink for shoes
She would buy them for scenes in pairs of twos.
The red heeled spikes she thought were hot
The zebra print pumps she used to trot.
How lovely she looks, with heels surely not to lose.

Whether her foot be in a shoe of leather so ample,
You know this girl, she does love to trample!
Her foot and high arch that so many people desire,
She loves to stand around and have them admire.
The shoes she may let some hopeful subbie sample!

Her heels she loves to have someone lick,
Like a pony in heat, she'll give a stamp and kick.
She'll walk on your face, the pressure of spike tips
Her heel she will shove in your mouth past your lips.
She'll let you caress, and go down on like a dick!

This kinky girl, she absolutely loves Retifism,
It is the proper term used to describe shoe fetishism!
So please raise your hands and give a good clap,
To the girl with the shoes that won't shut her trap.
She's far too busy praising: 'my shoes, they gave me an orgasm!'
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I Wish I Were Back In Kansas!

*Sigh*
Orgasmic pair of heels, aren't they?
I molest them daily.
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Maybe I'm Just High...

But I'm thinking 1982. Duran Duran's 2nd album 'Rio'. For some reason I think of it, when I look at this picture of me. Is there a likeliness? Hmmm...
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This Is Me

I am a woman with a shaved head and two nipple piercings.
Punk rock makes me horny.
Hot wax poured on my body is simply foreplay.
I am eclectic. I am alternative. I am diverse.

Boys kissing boys is hot to me.
Kink excites me.
I am a daughter, a sister, a woman, a friend, a lover.
I won't accost you on the street simply because I look different.

A have a shoe fetish.
I love anything retro.
I get manicures once a month, and insist on having my toe nails painted brightly.
I am me.

I love to write.
I love black and white photography.
Reading erotica is an excellent time waster to me.
Vanilla Bean incense is my favorite.

Stir fry is my favorite thing to cook.
Gurber Daisies and lilacs are my favorite flowers.
I like to make my friends smile with a word or favour.
I use my cell far too often.

I like to question things.
I have a thirst for knowledge.
I love to voice my thoughts
I am insatiable.

I am an exhibitionist.
I love to be different.
If I could, I would wear heels daily.
I am silly.

I am a brat.
I am sarcastic.
I like to poke fun if I like you.
I think the smell of fresh coffee and bacon is near orgasmic.

I am me.
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